A Sequel

Even though it has been denied, The Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is a easy way to make a quick dollar.

When we last left our anti-hero, Jack went looking for the Fountain of Youth as did his rival, Barbosa. Although the idea of another sequel seems kinda silly, I do know box office receipts, and this is something that is too good to pass up. Here is a synopsis.

The Black Pearl hits Florida. The crew has already survived An evil curse, cannibal headhunters Davy Jones, the East India Trading Company, and Asian Martial Artists. What could they possibly fight next? How about the Spanish Armada led by famous explorer now crazed maniac, Ponce De Leon(played by Hugh Jackman...remember Fountain?)?

Before questions are asked let me finish.

As to be expected the dopey crew of the Black Pearl gets themselves captured. They soon realize they share a cell with their twice(or is it three) removed captain, Jack Sparrow. Jack lets everyone know he has seen the fountain. As to be expected all pass transgressions are dropped between Jack and Barbosa, so they team up to find a way out, but we all know it wont last. A bombshell at this point would be that Elizabeth Swan was on board The Black Pearl in disguised as a crew member THE WHOLE TIME.

Even though she has cut her ties with Jack, she still loves his pirate ways and knew he would need her help(Plus Orlando Bloom has already departed as the new Davy Jones. I mean If you only see your one true love every ten years it's okay to cheat. Especially if it's Johnny Depp).

Of all the stupid stuff that happened in the previous movies, please don't start asking questions now. Remember Calypso? That was real crucial to the plot, if you're Michael Bay.

So the characters break out and head towards the Fountain of Youth. Alot of long and drawn-out fighting sequences are used(I want to make a long jungle fight scene, that puts the one from Dead Man's Chest to shame). During the fighting, everyone gets split up and only Jack, Elizabeth, Barbosa, and those two goofy crewmates remain(The fat one with the bad teeth and the one with the missing eye.). They find the Fountain of Youth.

As to be expected all bets are off and Jack and Barbosa fight. Only one of them will drink from the fountain.

Pirates just don't like sharing.

Pounce De Leon arrives and joins in. Elizabeth also joins. After a lot of sword play and loud noise, Pounce De Leon reveals that the Fountain of Youth has a terrible curse, and that he and his shipmates have been stuck in Florida for over 200 years. Before he can finish his tale of woe, Jack rushes away and dives into the drink not caring about the consequences.

Jack exits the fountain as..... a toddler! Gasp!

Pounce De Leon reveals that the fountain returns all who drink back to infancy and must live life all over again. He explains that even with that in mind, he and his crew have been periodically drinking from the fountain as a way to always be on guard so no one can suffer the horrible fate. I mean come on, who wants to go to school again?

Barbosa leaves feeling as though he has had the last laugh, and takes the crew of the Black Pearl with him. Ponce De Leon also leaves with his soldiers. Elizabeth is alone with Jack. The End

This is a perfect time to point out that with this story in mind, the ending to At World's End would be WAY funnier. I also think that Disney can do what they do best and make crappy television shows based off of hit movies.

The Adventures of Young Jack Sparrow. An animated delight where Jack must cross swords with dangerous pirates all while getting his homework done on time. Tim Curry can be the bad guy. There will also be his stupid assistant played by Patrick Warburton. Jack can be played by Billy West and Elizabeth can be played by Tress MacNeille or Lauren Tom(They're both pretty great).

It's Disney gold.